Like toddler, like dog.

“Another eyeball… Yaasss!”

“If I hit you, does he feel it?”

I’m an immigrant, but I’m not a monster!

If a tree falls in the woods, but no one is around to snap it… did it happen?

Welcome to Hotel Prius.

“I don’t get friend-zoned.”

The new movie Goosebumps, featuring Jack Black, is out October 16th.

“It might sound like an easy job, but devoting a huge chunk of time and thought every day to your makeup, hair, and outfit, plus to taking the perfect photo, all while maintaining a full-time job, is not easy.”

“It’s been three months!”

“You should have mad nipple confidence.”

One man, nine decades…