We Have To Talk About Selena Gomez Right Now
We can’t waste any more time NOT talking about her.
1. Hello humanoids. Gather round, take a seat, and let’s discuss something important: Selena Gomez right now.
2. What I mean is that we just need to talk about her. Like, we just need to have a conversation about Selena.
3. Because everything happening in her life right now is flawless, and must be acknowledged.
4. Let’s start back when Selena went to the VMAs with Taylor and was there to support her friend.
5. That was sweet and nice, but did you know that Selena actually was the secret star of the show because she showed up looking crazy good but played it cool because she’s generous and kind??
6. And now, for the past month, she’s literally just been on a worldwide tour sharing her perfection with all of the creatures of the earth.
7. She’s getting ready for her new album, Revival, to drop. Obviously “Good for You” is iconic.
8. …and then coming out of hotels looking like this. Like, are you kidding me???
9. That’s a rhetorical question. Nobody is joking around here.