Taylor Swift Performing At Stagecoach Is Actually You On The Weekend

You’ve got that Jameson look in your eyes.

Like when you spot a cute boy across the bar after a few shots deep.

Like when you spot a cute boy across the bar after a few shots deep. Kevin Winter / Getty Images

But then he walks closer towards you and you realize it was just the vodka goggles.

But then he walks closer towards you and you realize it was just the vodka goggles.

When your friends convince you to take another shot even though you told yourself you were gonna stop after the last one.

When your friends convince you to take another shot even though you told yourself you were gonna stop after the last one. Kevin Winter / Getty Images

When you try your best to make a sober-looking smile at a random thot.

When you try your best to make a sober-looking smile at a random thot. Kevin Winter / Getty Images

When you discover something wet in your hair and you have NO IDEA what it is.

When you discover something wet in your hair and you have NO IDEA what it is. Kevin Winter / Getty Images