Eating Alone and Crying
Two things you love together at last. It’s like peanut butter and chocolate.
Internet Stalking Your Ex’s New Lover
This shouldn’t feel so good, and yet you just…can’t…stop.
Waking and Baking
Getting up and getting high are basically the same thing.
Being Too Into Adam Levine
You can’t choose whom you love.
That Really Disgusting Porn Fetish
You know what it is, so do we really need to go into detail about how much of a freaky freak you are?
Smelling Your Own Farts
Why do they smell good only when they’re coming out of your body?